:dad:I see how it is,you're pretty good
:bf:would you now let me stay with you?
:dad:You're really pushing my limits, dude.
:bf:as i said, i won't leave until you bring me with you.
:dad:Well how about you go die in a ditch instead.
:bf:do you really have to say that to a child?
:dad:...Don't make me do this. 